Voltman

thetorchofglory:

volt-man:

thetorchofglory:

volt-man:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. If you two are that busy I’ll wait for later.

BUT VOOOOLT; THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Ok, you are a sub, I get it. I just don’t want to see any pictures of you bound or anything, please.

I’m not going to be bound!

Uh huuh. Yea ok.

thetorchofglory:

volt-man:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. If you two are that busy I’ll wait for later.

BUT VOOOOLT; THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Ok, you are a sub, I get it. I just don’t want to see any pictures of you bound or anything, please.

thetorchofglory:

volt-man:

thetorchofglory:

volt-man:

thetorchofglory:

volt-man:

  1. thetorchofglory said: BIG BRO VOLT! I’M BECOMING A PET!

Sighing intensifies.

Whats so wrong with that? It’s going to be cool!

Just don’t… Well… have fun with that… I guess….

I’m pumped!

Oooook, more then I needed to know. What you two do in private doesn’t need to be shared with me.

I THINK HE’S COMING SOON

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. If you two are that busy I’ll wait for later.

thetorchofglory:

volt-man:

thetorchofglory:

volt-man:

  1. thetorchofglory said: BIG BRO VOLT! I’M BECOMING A PET!

Sighing intensifies.

Whats so wrong with that? It’s going to be cool!

Just don’t… Well… have fun with that… I guess….

I’m pumped!

Oooook, more then I needed to know. What you two do in private doesn’t need to be shared with me.

thetorchofglory:

volt-man:

  1. thetorchofglory said: BIG BRO VOLT! I’M BECOMING A PET!

Sighing intensifies.

Whats so wrong with that? It’s going to be cool!

Just don’t… Well… have fun with that… I guess….

  1. thetorchofglory said: BIG BRO VOLT! I’M BECOMING A PET!

Sighing intensifies.

Takes a break from work, stares at logs, blinks, sighs heavily.

Hey, big brother! Want to visit my place for awhile?

Sorry Torch, I’m rather busy where I am. Much to do.

It's been years since you gained your reputation as a nipple displacement unit, it's about time you lived up to your title!
Anonymous

dwn-060:

forteandgospel:

volt-man:

I’ve never done so and I never will. If I recall it was Bass who had the box of nipples anyway.

FORTE

MY NAME IS FUCKING FORTE

AND YOU’RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT ME A BOX OF NIPPLES FOR CHRISTMAS YOU TWISTED FREAKSHOW

WAIT HI does somebody still have that box? Can I have it? I need it for uh, reasons.

The data says you also go by Bass for some reason, though some people pronounce it like a fish, which makes little sense. And you had that box long before I got the one for Christmas, and it was labeled as yours, so I thought I was returning it.

As for you Clown, probably somewhere in the wreckage that is the old fortress. Unless someone grabbed it before hand to save. Flash would be my first stop sense he has a thing for, giving stuff out.

It's been years since you gained your reputation as a nipple displacement unit, it's about time you lived up to your title!
Anonymous

I’ve never done so and I never will. If I recall it was Bass who had the box of nipples anyway.